My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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