i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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