There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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