Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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