My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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