New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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