Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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