Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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