Whoa Z and x make the same sound
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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