do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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