you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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