Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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