Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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