if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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