if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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