my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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