btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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