I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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