last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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