Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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