smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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