He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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