it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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