dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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