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(609): View more from New Jersey

No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.

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(301): View more from Maryland

The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

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(859): View more from Kentucky

No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything

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(269): View more from Michigan

Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry

(1-269): View more from Michigan

im coming over

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(260): View more from Indiana

And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina

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(801): View more from Utah

I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx

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(817): View more from Texas

One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.

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