we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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