...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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