Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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