super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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