Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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