Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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