Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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