You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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