I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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