Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
vagina is talking i cant
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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