Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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