it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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