i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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