I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think your dad took our porno
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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