how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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