i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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