Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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