I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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