I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's no shave November. This is our time.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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