Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize