i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's never too late to be topless.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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