Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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