So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Operation Purity has been aborted
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
