why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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