i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
