You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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