If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
