i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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